#source: firefly

[curtis-brothers-hug]

The gang sees Ponyboy facing off against a group of Socs.

Soda: “hang on, guys. This is something Pony has to do for himself.”

Ponyboy: “NO IT ISN’T!!”

Soda: “oh! Ok then, never mind.”

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: We need a diversion. I say Thor gets naked.

Steve: No.

Thor: I could get naked.

The Avengers: NO!!!

[cassiebones]

Alice: Rio, tell me I'm pretty

Rio: Were I not wed, I would take you in a very manly fashion

Alice: Because I'm pretty?

Rio: Because you're pretty

[lady-griffin]

Local Crime Boss Bullied by His Children

Powder: Hey Vander, what’s for breakfast- AHHHHH!!!!

*Powder crying while hiding underneath the table*

Vi: Why is Powder cry- Oh. Never mind.

[Later]

Vander: Powder, please come out.

Powder: No! There’s only a stranger now.  Vander's gone and all that remains is a horrible naked face.

Vander: Wait, this is all because I shaved my beard?!

Mylo: Hell yes.

Claggor: If we had a bigger table, we would’ve joined her.

Vi: Pow-Pow, it’s okay. I promise in a week the naked face will be gone.

Powder: Doesn’t matter. It’ll still be there. Waiting.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn, to Maddie: Curse your sudden (but inevitable) betrayal!

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree, to Arawn: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Wizard: You sanguine about the kind of reception we’re apt to receive at the court, Barbarian? Barbarian: Absolutely. What’s “sanguine” mean? Wizard: Sanguine. Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means “bloody”. Barbarian: Well, that pretty much covers all the options, doesn’t it?

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [228/?]

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Hunter: You didn’t have to wound that man.

Wrecker: Yeah, I know. It was just funny.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Xiao: Here lies our beloved master, our autumn flower...somewhat less attractive now that he's all corpsified and gross.

[curtis-brothers-hug]

Darry (to Ponyboy): “first rule little one, never let the socs know where you are.”

Soda: “WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! WHOO-HOO!”

Darry: “……..course there’s other schools of thought.”

[random-ish-incorrect-quotes]

Parvati: The Captain will come up with a plan.

Felix: That's good. Right?

Vicar Max: Possibly you're not recalling some of their previous plans.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Buckler: What did I say to you about barging into my room? Flib: That it was selfish and impulsive? Buckler: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was: Don’t.

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune/Pyrrha: *collapse onto the bed, sweaty and spent*

Jaune: Whew! That was fantastic!

Pyrrha:Mmm…it sure was…! *rolls over and closes her eyes*

Jaune: Hey! You can’t go to sleep now!

Pyrrha: *eyes still closed* Mmm…why not…?

Jaune: You know that you’re the strongest one on this team! Do you know what happens if you go to sleep now?

Pyrrha: *nuzzles into her pillow* Cardin sneaks in, bonks me over the head with his mace, and takes my place as the top student…!

Jaune: Exactly!

Pyrrha: *yawns* Well then…I suppose there’s no way to stop it…! 🥱

Jaune: *rolls away* Well, I wash my hands of the whole affair! 😤

Jaune: I’ll be sure to write a lovely poem for your funeral!

Pyrrha: You know…you could lock the door! Perhaps keep the jealous high school bully at bay…!

Jaune: No…no…I’m starting to like this poem idea! 🤔

Jaune: *clears his throat* “Here lies Pyrrha, my beloved, my autumn flower…!”

Jaune: “…somewhat less attractive now that she’s all gross and corpseified!”

Pyrrha: *hits Jaune with her pillow while simultaneously snort-laughing* 😂

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Alice: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence or is this the wrong crowd?